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Fuck FarmVille

Don’t forget to submit your own text message greats.

Life is precious, you fucks.

Girl Uses Poor Guy as a Chair

I never realized the “Friend Zone” was so close to the ground.

“Must Grease Nipples” Sign

The major penalties involve hot grease.

Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two

Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.

Logo Math

“Ugh, I forgot to carry the Pizzeria Uno.”

Albert Einstein Dirty Car Art

Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.

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Link Dump: Honest Oscar Movie Posters, Animal Photobombs and More

These seven amazing links will make you beautiful and help you live forever!

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